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Wain. 19. Atlanta. Proud G35 owner. GA Tech bound. Awesome guy ;).
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If you were caught cheating, would you fess up?
Yes. But I would never cheat. Ever.
The last time you felt honestly broken?
Last year November?
What do you hear right now?
Dave Chappelle!
What’s on your mind right now?
A certain female…
Are you there for your friends?
But of course
Last person to see you cry?
Mmmm Sandra?
What do you do when you get nervous?
Laugh and sweatttt
Be honest, do you like people in general?
Depends at time
Does anyone completely understand you?
Definitely not
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Dave Chappelle is pretty funny right now
Has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?
Yup
Would you be happier if life had a rewind button?
Who wouldnt?
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend or girlfriend smokes?
I would prefer her not to
Are you going to get hurt anytime soon by someone?
Hopefully not
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
My ex-girlfriend
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Future
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Not enough.
Are you easy to get along with?
Yes!!
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
Nahh
What was the last drink that you put in your mouth?
Water.
What size bed do you have?
Queen!
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before.
Do you like the rain?
Love it!
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Don’t think so
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
All the time
Would people refer to you as a goodie goodie, bad news, or neither?
Neither loll
Who were you last in the car with, besides family?
Sara Choi
What’s the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
I watched The Avengers with Orlando, J Lo, Phi and Nhi
Have you ever kissed someone who had a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
Nope..
Have you ever been hurt by someone you never thought would hurt you?
Yup
Your parents are out of town. Would you throw a massive party?
No.
Do you regret a past relationship?
Nahh.
Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party?
Party
Do you tend to fall for the same type of person over and over?
Maybe certain aspects
Have you made a joke about somebody that made them cry?
Yup
Do you care too much about your appearance?
At times I can
Are you a jealous person?
I can be at certain times
Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No…
Do you miss anyone?
Nope!
Last person who made you cry?
My ex.
Does your ex piss you off?
Not anymore haha
What are you doing tomorrow?
Work
Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/ girlfriend every week?
LOL, i’m the type who has one every other other other year.
Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Yah
Have you ever been cheated on?
Hopefully not
Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
Mmmm..
Do you like cotton candy?
Yeah.
Who was the last person you had a serious conversation with?
My boys
Do you have siblings?
Yes.
Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?
Too many times at parties!
How has the past week been for you?
Some what dissapointing
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Sandra, Sara, Laura
What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching T.V
What is your current mood?
I’m whatever
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Jenny Jung….
Will this week be a good one?
Hope so!
Anything happen to you within the past month that made you really happy?
Yea!
Who were you with last night?
Grace Sim, Jenny Jung, Adams Lee and a few others
Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Psh no! Their drunk asses fell asleep
Next time you will kiss someone?
Mmmm maybe soon??
Who should start the kiss, the girl or the boy?
Don’t matter
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Panama City
What is the real reason you are confused right now?
I overthink too much
Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Not anymore i dont
If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Yea
Do you find it easy to trust others?
I used to, but now it’s a bit more difficult
What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Watching a movie.
You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
No one!
What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Leave them.
Are you close with your dad?
Somewhat.
I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
WRONG!
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
Water.
Do you like hickeys?
Yes…..
What time do you go to bed?
Pretty late probably 2AM to 4AM
Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Nah
Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
I’m a texting monster
Do you always answer your texts?
Always.
Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
No!
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Today.
Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Yes :)
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I wish i had a blanket…
Is anyone else in the room with you?
No.
Do you believe what goes around comes around?
Yeah, i’ve seen it happen
Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
Nope
Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Yes.
In the past week, have you cried?
no
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
No shirt, i’m rocking boxers only!
Do people ever call you by your last name?
It’d be weird
Is there anyone lying to you right now?
Nope
Do you have a best friend?
Who doesn’t?
Who was your last call from?
My Dad
Are you mad at anyone?
Not right now.
Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes
How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
18 I believe
How many more days until your birthday?
A lot more days
Do you have any summer plans yet?
Car meets, working on cars, working, vacation!
Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Always
Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
Nope
Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
Who doesn’t
Do you think age matters in relationships?
To an extent.
Are you available?
Yup!
How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
None
If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
NONE!
Do you believe exes can be friends?
Sure.
Do you regret anything?
I try not to.
Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
A girl
Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yes
Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
I’m trying
Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
Yes.
Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
Sometimes
What was the last thing you ate?
A sandwhich.
Did you get any compliments today?
Yes! He said my car was clean
Do you own anything from other countries?
Yeah.
Are most of your friend guys or girls?
I have an equal amount of both
Where have you lived most of your life?
Georgia
Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Yeah.
Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Yes.
Who do you text the most?
No one —;
How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
Only one
Do you curse around your parents?
Yup
Are you happy with where you live?
Yes! I love Gwinnett more than Johns Creek
Do you collect anything?
No.
What’s your favorite color?
Blue.
Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
Nope!
Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
Nope
Does your last ex have a job?
She works at Classic Collision and is a stocker
What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
Not care
Where is your cellphone?
Beside me on my bed.
What color is your cellphone?
Black.
What did you do last night?
Take care of my drunk friends
Are you atheist?
No.
Will you change your name when you get married?
Nope
Are you ready for summer weather?
YESSS
What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
boxers
Is there someone you feel you can talk to about absolutely anything?
yup
What subject were you best at in school?
eating
What was the last conversation you had with a member of the opposite sex about?
Jobs
Would you say you’re an honest person?
Yes and I can be too blunt at times
Where was the last place you went that was totally new to you?
North Carolina
What’s the first line of the last song you listened to?
California Love!!
Do you ever talk to your parents about sex?
NO!!
Do you bite your nails?
Yeah.
What do you like about the bodies of the opposite gender?
Smile, hair
Has anyone put their arms around you in the last five days?
Yup, Jenny woke me up by hugging me.
Do you know how to drive?
Yes.
Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
Nope
What was so special about today?
Hanging out with Jenny and Grace was fun :)
Was the last time your heart pounded like crazy for a good or bad reason?
Good
How many people have you had strong feelings for in the year of 2012?
No strong feelings, but i’ve had them
Do you expect to be married in the next two years?
God no
Could you handle being married to the last person you texted?
Don’t think I could marry my Dad
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
J Lo
Who was the first person you texted this morning?
Grace Sim
What time did you go to sleep last night?
Fuckin 5AM
What kind of cell phone do you have?
iphone.
Do your parents pay for it?
Yeah.
Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
lip
How old will you be on your next bday?
20
Where was the last public bathroom you used located?
Kroger
Last place you went in the car?
Kroger
What grade are you in, if you’re still in school?
Junior year in college
How often do you straighten your hair?
never
Was last night terrible?
No! I actually had fun
Ever gone skinny dipping?
Yuhh(;
Ever kissed in the rain?
Dont think so…
What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Blankets.
What do you wear to bed?
Boxers only
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Reblogged from prinsith
How to love a woman.
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley
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Reblogged from sophiakwon
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
lmfao this nigga is spot on
DALTON. PREPARE TO SPIT OUT YOUR CHAMPAGNE, BOY.
This fucking guy!!!! uncanny!
I am glad he is in the SNL cast. He deserves it. This was too funny!
LMAOOOOOOOO
He sounded exactly like EVERYONE!
im ded
This guy is SICK!
amazing, truly amazing
(Source: thechanelmuse)
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Reblogged from praisethel0wered
- 1. Sexual orientation.
- 2. What I’m really bad at.
- 3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.
- 4. My best first date.
- 5. A description of my self-esteem.
- 6. Who my best friends are.
- 7. My favorite book.
- 8. Biggest turn-offs.
- 9. A description of my best friend.
- 10. My favorite animal.
- 11. Someone I miss.
- 12. The reason behind my last breakup.
- 13. What I did yesterday.
- 14. What my greatest achievement is.
- 15. A description of the person I dislike most.
- 16. My 5 favorite songs right now.
- 17. How my last kiss went down.
- 18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.
- 19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.
- 20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.
- 21. The one place I want to be right now.
- 22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
- 23. Where I have lived before.
- 24. I’ll love you if…
- 25. What are my future plans?
- 26. An internal conflict I have with myself.
- 27. What I’m doing tomorrow.
- 28. What I want to be when I get older.
- 29. Most embarrassing moment.
- 30. Two of my insecurities.
- 31. What I would do if I won the lottery.
- 32. A description of the boy or girl I like.
- 33. What I love most about myself.
- 34. My biggest pet peeves.
- 35. What bands I’ve seen live.
- 36. How many kids I want in the future.
- 37. My idea of a perfect date.
- 38. What I’m really good at.
- 39. Most traumatic experience.
- 40. Where I would like to live.
- 41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
- 42. Do I like where I am now?
- 43. My relationship with my sibling(s).
- 44. All the pets I’ve ever had.
- 45. What I can hear right now.
- 46. My biggest worry currently.
- 47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.
- 48. My relationship with my parents.
- 49. Something I should have said a long time ago.
- 50. What my last text message says.
- 51. What I hate most about myself.
- 52. Biggest turn-ons.
- 53. What words upset me the most.
i will love you
If you were caught cheating, would you fess up?
Yes. But I would never cheat. Ever.
The last time you felt honestly broken?
Last year November?
What do you hear right now?
Dave Chappelle!
What’s on your mind right now?
A certain female…
Are you there for your friends?
But of course
Last person to see you cry?
Mmmm Sandra?
What do you do when you get nervous?
Laugh and sweatttt
Be honest, do you like people in general?
Depends at time
Does anyone completely understand you?
Definitely not
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Dave Chappelle is pretty funny right now
Has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?
Yup
Would you be happier if life had a rewind button?
Who wouldnt?
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend or girlfriend smokes?
I would prefer her not to
Are you going to get hurt anytime soon by someone?
Hopefully not
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
My ex-girlfriend
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Future
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Not enough.
Are you easy to get along with?
Yes!!
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
Nahh
What was the last drink that you put in your mouth?
Water.
What size bed do you have?
Queen!
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before.
Do you like the rain?
Love it!
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Don’t think so
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
All the time
Would people refer to you as a goodie goodie, bad news, or neither?
Neither loll
Who were you last in the car with, besides family?
Sara Choi
What’s the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
I watched The Avengers with Orlando, J Lo, Phi and Nhi
Have you ever kissed someone who had a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
Nope..
Have you ever been hurt by someone you never thought would hurt you?
Yup
Your parents are out of town. Would you throw a massive party?
No.
Do you regret a past relationship?
Nahh.
Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party?
Party
Do you tend to fall for the same type of person over and over?
Maybe certain aspects
Have you made a joke about somebody that made them cry?
Yup
Do you care too much about your appearance?
At times I can
Are you a jealous person?
I can be at certain times
Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No…
Do you miss anyone?
Nope!
Last person who made you cry?
My ex.
Does your ex piss you off?
Not anymore haha
What are you doing tomorrow?
Work
Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/ girlfriend every week?
LOL, i’m the type who has one every other other other year.
Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Yah
Have you ever been cheated on?
Hopefully not
Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
Mmmm..
Do you like cotton candy?
Yeah.
Who was the last person you had a serious conversation with?
My boys
Do you have siblings?
Yes.
Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?
Too many times at parties!
How has the past week been for you?
Some what dissapointing
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Sandra, Sara, Laura
What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching T.V
What is your current mood?
I’m whatever
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Jenny Jung….
Will this week be a good one?
Hope so!
Anything happen to you within the past month that made you really happy?
Yea!
Who were you with last night?
Grace Sim, Jenny Jung, Adams Lee and a few others
Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Psh no! Their drunk asses fell asleep
Next time you will kiss someone?
Mmmm maybe soon??
Who should start the kiss, the girl or the boy?
Don’t matter
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Panama City
What is the real reason you are confused right now?
I overthink too much
Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Not anymore i dont
If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Yea
Do you find it easy to trust others?
I used to, but now it’s a bit more difficult
What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Watching a movie.
You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
No one!
What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Leave them.
Are you close with your dad?
Somewhat.
I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
WRONG!
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
Water.
Do you like hickeys?
Yes…..
What time do you go to bed?
Pretty late probably 2AM to 4AM
Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Nah
Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
I’m a texting monster
Do you always answer your texts?
Always.
Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
No!
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Today.
Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Yes :)
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I wish i had a blanket…
Is anyone else in the room with you?
No.
Do you believe what goes around comes around?
Yeah, i’ve seen it happen
Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
Nope
Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Yes.
In the past week, have you cried?
no
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
No shirt, i’m rocking boxers only!
Do people ever call you by your last name?
It’d be weird
Is there anyone lying to you right now?
Nope
Do you have a best friend?
Who doesn’t?
Who was your last call from?
My Dad
Are you mad at anyone?
Not right now.
Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes
How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
18 I believe
How many more days until your birthday?
A lot more days
Do you have any summer plans yet?
Car meets, working on cars, working, vacation!
Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Always
Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
Nope
Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
Who doesn’t
Do you think age matters in relationships?
To an extent.
Are you available?
Yup!
How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
None
If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
NONE!
Do you believe exes can be friends?
Sure.
Do you regret anything?
I try not to.
Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
A girl
Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yes
Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
I’m trying
Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
Yes.
Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
Sometimes
What was the last thing you ate?
A sandwhich.
Did you get any compliments today?
Yes! He said my car was clean
Do you own anything from other countries?
Yeah.
Are most of your friend guys or girls?
I have an equal amount of both
Where have you lived most of your life?
Georgia
Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Yeah.
Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Yes.
Who do you text the most?
No one —;
How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
Only one
Do you curse around your parents?
Yup
Are you happy with where you live?
Yes! I love Gwinnett more than Johns Creek
Do you collect anything?
No.
What’s your favorite color?
Blue.
Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
Nope!
Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
Nope
Does your last ex have a job?
She works at Classic Collision and is a stocker
What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
Not care
Where is your cellphone?
Beside me on my bed.
What color is your cellphone?
Black.
What did you do last night?
Take care of my drunk friends
Are you atheist?
No.
Will you change your name when you get married?
Nope
Are you ready for summer weather?
YESSS
What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
boxers
Is there someone you feel you can talk to about absolutely anything?
yup
What subject were you best at in school?
eating
What was the last conversation you had with a member of the opposite sex about?
Jobs
Would you say you’re an honest person?
Yes and I can be too blunt at times
Where was the last place you went that was totally new to you?
North Carolina
What’s the first line of the last song you listened to?
California Love!!
Do you ever talk to your parents about sex?
NO!!
Do you bite your nails?
Yeah.
What do you like about the bodies of the opposite gender?
Smile, hair
Has anyone put their arms around you in the last five days?
Yup, Jenny woke me up by hugging me.
Do you know how to drive?
Yes.
Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
Nope
What was so special about today?
Hanging out with Jenny and Grace was fun :)
Was the last time your heart pounded like crazy for a good or bad reason?
Good
How many people have you had strong feelings for in the year of 2012?
No strong feelings, but i’ve had them
Do you expect to be married in the next two years?
God no
Could you handle being married to the last person you texted?
Don’t think I could marry my Dad
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
J Lo
Who was the first person you texted this morning?
Grace Sim
What time did you go to sleep last night?
Fuckin 5AM
What kind of cell phone do you have?
iphone.
Do your parents pay for it?
Yeah.
Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
lip
How old will you be on your next bday?
20
Where was the last public bathroom you used located?
Kroger
Last place you went in the car?
Kroger
What grade are you in, if you’re still in school?
Junior year in college
How often do you straighten your hair?
never
Was last night terrible?
No! I actually had fun
Ever gone skinny dipping?
Yuhh(;
Ever kissed in the rain?
Dont think so…
What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Blankets.
What do you wear to bed?
Boxers only
Reblogged from prinsith
How to love a woman.
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley
Reblogged from sophiakwon
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
lmfao this nigga is spot on
DALTON. PREPARE TO SPIT OUT YOUR CHAMPAGNE, BOY.
This fucking guy!!!! uncanny!
I am glad he is in the SNL cast. He deserves it. This was too funny!
LMAOOOOOOOO
He sounded exactly like EVERYONE!
im ded
This guy is SICK!
amazing, truly amazing
(Source: thechanelmuse)
Reblogged from praisethel0wered
- 1. Sexual orientation.
- 2. What I’m really bad at.
- 3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.
- 4. My best first date.
- 5. A description of my self-esteem.
- 6. Who my best friends are.
- 7. My favorite book.
- 8. Biggest turn-offs.
- 9. A description of my best friend.
- 10. My favorite animal.
- 11. Someone I miss.
- 12. The reason behind my last breakup.
- 13. What I did yesterday.
- 14. What my greatest achievement is.
- 15. A description of the person I dislike most.
- 16. My 5 favorite songs right now.
- 17. How my last kiss went down.
- 18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.
- 19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.
- 20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.
- 21. The one place I want to be right now.
- 22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
- 23. Where I have lived before.
- 24. I’ll love you if…
- 25. What are my future plans?
- 26. An internal conflict I have with myself.
- 27. What I’m doing tomorrow.
- 28. What I want to be when I get older.
- 29. Most embarrassing moment.
- 30. Two of my insecurities.
- 31. What I would do if I won the lottery.
- 32. A description of the boy or girl I like.
- 33. What I love most about myself.
- 34. My biggest pet peeves.
- 35. What bands I’ve seen live.
- 36. How many kids I want in the future.
- 37. My idea of a perfect date.
- 38. What I’m really good at.
- 39. Most traumatic experience.
- 40. Where I would like to live.
- 41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
- 42. Do I like where I am now?
- 43. My relationship with my sibling(s).
- 44. All the pets I’ve ever had.
- 45. What I can hear right now.
- 46. My biggest worry currently.
- 47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.
- 48. My relationship with my parents.
- 49. Something I should have said a long time ago.
- 50. What my last text message says.
- 51. What I hate most about myself.
- 52. Biggest turn-ons.
- 53. What words upset me the most.
i will love you
